The streets of France are awash in spilled milk as the Dairy Farmers of France unite in crying protest over the limiting of US participants in the fabled Paris – Brest et Retour for 2015.
Dairy Farmer spokes person Jaques Je dis ça – Je dis Rien provided the following information:
‘We savour the arrival of the stinking yanks to our shores as they are the only consumers of milk as a beverage and we need their filthy dollars to make our payments on our Peugeot and Renault auto repair bills! Sure we can put up with their habit of bellowing english in our ears loudly and slowly “May I have another glass of chocolate milk?” as if we can understand their gauche language because we need the dollars.’
ACP president Tierry Rivet tried to calm the crowds with offers of red table wine and croissants but was responded to with hoots, cat calls, and the burning of his effigy.