Monthly Archives: January 2015

Dairy Farmers of France in uproar over PBP 2015 US rider limits

Dairy Farmers march on the place Saint-Quentin-en-yvelines spewing milk everywhere in protest

Dairy Farmers march on the place Saint-Quentin-en-Yvelines spewing milk everywhere in protest of the reduced number of US riders allowed to participate in 2015

The streets of France are awash in spilled milk as the Dairy Farmers of France unite in crying protest over the limiting of US participants in the fabled Paris – Brest et Retour for 2015.

Dairy Farmer spokes person Jaques Je dis ├ža – Je dis Rien provided the following information:

‘We savour the arrival of the stinking yanks to our shores as they are the only consumers of milk as a beverage and we need their filthy dollars to make our payments on our Peugeot and Renault auto repair bills! Sure we can put up with their habit of bellowing english in our ears loudly and slowly “May I have another glass of chocolate milk?” as if we can understand their gauche language because we need the dollars.’

ACP president Tierry Rivet tried to calm the crowds with offers of red table wine and croissants but was responded to with hoots, cat calls, and the burning of his effigy.

The burning of the effigy of Thierry Rivet

The burning of the effigy of Thierry Rivet