New Randonneur-Poet Gastronome Issue Preview!

Hear about my son’s intrepid adventures in Cyclo-cross!

Get up and ride dammit!

Get up and ride dammit!

  • Read about how Robert Pineapple forces his son to perform in a sport Robert is mediocre in!
  • tips on bullying your child with guilt and fine bicycles
  • best practices for picking fights and protesting the winners on the course

Read about my crappy old bike and how they just don’t make’em like they used to!

don't laugh, it is paid for, full chrome, and still works

don’t laugh, it is paid for, full chrome, and still better than your bike

  • I will prove through research data that my crappy old bike is still better than yours.

Article on marginally better new lights to convince you that you need em!

lightster, light up my life!

lightster, light up my life!

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One thought on “New Randonneur-Poet Gastronome Issue Preview!

  1. PT Crock

    Get him riding up on the wire while he’s still young. Aim for the FFCT award. Extracurricular awards are very important for college entrance. Do it…do it now!

    PT Crock

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