Populaires and Randonneuring: The disturbing trend

We at Randonneur-Poet Gazette have complained long and bitterly about  the rampant drug abuse  and cheating that populates Populaires, tainting the pure joy of cookery and Randonneuring, but things are getting out of hand and disturbingly so! Observe the latest issue of The American Randonneur!

Menthol Cigarette Cigarette Smoking Poseur! The discerning Randonneur-Poet only smokes apple flavoured tobacco in a pipe! Charlatan! Shame! For Shame!

Menthol Cigarette Cigarette Smoking Poseur! The discerning Randonneur-Poet only smokes apple flavoured tobacco in a pipe! Charlatan! Shame! For Shame!

Shame! Shame I say! Not only have they changed the format to color (we all know sepia tone photos and watercolors are the only way to properly display technical information) but they display a box of white wine when we all know that boxed red wine is the only proper wine for a populaire!

Folks! Folks contact your RBA today and complain, complain for a proper presentation of our sport to our followers and admirers.

Cheers!  F.N. Lance Armstrong,

+ 1! Robert Pineapple,

Mee too! Jock Hooey,

yeah, me too Percephone T. Crockaphone,

Whaa? El GiGi.

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4 thoughts on “Populaires and Randonneuring: The disturbing trend

  1. alice stribling

    Get ye back to the design table, there are too many fonts in use on this cover and the left side type is unreadable.

    kisses

    Reply

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