We at Randonneur-Poet Gazette have complained long and bitterly about the rampant drug abuse and cheating that populates Populaires, tainting the pure joy of cookery and Randonneuring, but things are getting out of hand and disturbingly so! Observe the latest issue of The American Randonneur!
Shame! Shame I say! Not only have they changed the format to color (we all know sepia tone photos and watercolors are the only way to properly display technical information) but they display a box of white wine when we all know that boxed red wine is the only proper wine for a populaire!
Folks! Folks contact your RBA today and complain, complain for a proper presentation of our sport to our followers and admirers.
Cheers! F.N. Lance Armstrong,
+ 1! Robert Pineapple,
Mee too! Jock Hooey,
yeah, me too Percephone T. Crockaphone,
Whaa? El GiGi.