The Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office has reported several sightings of a ufo or several ufo’s recently in rural Sonoma County and we, QB are passing on the information as this is a popular area for our readers to transport their randonneuses via auto to enjoy wine and bbq. The Sheriff wants us to reassure you folks that every drone available is out patrolling the skys keeping us safe from ufo’s and evil doers in general.
The first sighting was reported by Zeb Lincoln from his hospital bed ‘I was heading home at bar time and saw this bright object on the road – I was so dazzled I rolled my monster truck. The doctors say I will be up and blasting around on my Harley blipping the throttle with glee in a couple weeks; thank God things could have been worse.’
Several other citizens have reported daylight sightings as well. The authorities want to reassure the public that the UFO has also been seen to stop at stop signs and signal turns and appears to be non violent.
Stay tuned for updates.