Cycle Shoe Shootout!

QB tests all the favorite shoe choices of the discerning cyclists!

In this rundown we perform our rigorous scientifically based test regimen to determine the finest shoe wear for your needs.

To narrow down the variables, thick grey wool socks are used consistently in each evaluation.

Crocks: total score, 23 out of 40

Comfort: 5 out of 10

Style: 9 out of 10

Grip: 5 out of 10

Climbing/Sprinting: 5 out of 10

Flipflops: total score, 13 out of 40

Comfort: 2 out of 10

Style: 2 out of 10

Grip: 5 out of 10

Climbing/Sprinting: 4 out of 10

Birkenstock Sandals: total score, 21 out of 40

Comfort: 6 out of 10

Style: 4 out of 10

Grip: 5 out of 10

Climbing/Sprinting: 6 out of 10

Red Pumps: total score, 31 out of 40

Comfort: 4 out of 10

Style: 10 out of 10

Grip: 10 out of 10

Climbing/Sprinting: 7 out of 10

Conclusion: Clearly no shoe is perfect, but Red Pumps are the obvious choice of discerning cyclists everywhere. Nothing matches the style, grip or climbing of Red Pumps and no other shoe makes us feel as pretty.

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